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Stalking somebody with your friend and the person turns around and sees you

“oh shit!, run bitch run!”

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mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
pe teacher: you got a horrible time on the mile
me: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop